Thursday, October 8, 2009

Movie Moment!!

You know the moment in a movie when the character really wants to do something naughty and they have a little flash of what would happen if they did it.....then they get really happy because they think they were so courageous they actually did what they were thinking....and then reality brings them back down to earth with a huge THUD!!!

Well today that movie moment happened to me!

There I was sitting in a sales team meeting at work when often we get drilled about how bad we're doing (when really we're doing good) but they try and make us feel like we're doing bad so we try and do better. Well I'm on to there so obvious tactics.. WHAT THE HECK DO THEY WANT FROM US! So, annoyed as usual I sat there and kept my mouth shut. Because honestly what could anyone say that could change the usual repetition from our lovely boss of we're doing bad at this and bad at that......

Commence dream mode...

All of a sudden I stand up and say in a really irritated and loud voice, look here bitch, we're trying as hard as we can, this stupid company brings in new policies everyday and our job is constantly getting harder and there are constantly more things we have to remember to do every single day, and you think we are doing bad?? (I walk over and get all up in her face)You know what I think? I think you just shut the fuck up and be grateful that we are making sales at all and stop focusing on the how 'bad' we are doing because your stupid tactics aren't working. We don't even listen to you half the time!! My boss cowers underneath me speechless because I'm the first to stand up to her in the 10 years she has reigned as queen bee of the company. I continue..And get your lunch yourself you fat slob! It wouldn't kill you to get off your arse for once and stop telling us what to do!! All my colleauges look up to me in awe and start venting there own 'concerns'. All of a sudden we all line up in sequence and start singing and dancing terrific choreography to "you try to make me go to rehab and I say NO NO NO!!"...

And THUD!!! Damn back to reality...oh and shes talking to me...oops

Every good day dream has to end in song and dance ;-P (or sex) hehe


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